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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.”Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar
Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says […]

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”
PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
PAPPU : “Because George still had the […]

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks “kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun” (If the […]

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force award . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time […]