Some Funny Jokes

18 07 2007

Sardar Jokes
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an […]

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Santa Banta in a Jungle

14 07 2007

Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger comming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down. Santa told Banta ” Yaar just to pass Time Why don’t you sing some […]

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Sardar ji is in Delhi

13 07 2007

Tabiyat kuch teekh nahi
Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa.The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Santa eats only the masalaleaving the dosa behind.
Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. this time the waiter notices that Santa eats only […]

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Interview with a Sardar

11 07 2007

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there
on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his
certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like […]

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